No actual Europeans were harmed in the making of this film.
Directed By Jeff Schaffer, Alec Berg, David Mandel
Written By Jeff Schaffer, Alec Berg, David Mandel
Cast Scott Mechlowicz, Jacob Pitts, Michelle Trachtenberg
Produced By Daniel Goldberg, Alec Berg, David Mandel, Joe Medjuck, Jackie Marcus
Film Editing By Roger Bondelli
Cinematography By David Eggby
Music By James L. Venable

The Montecito Picture Company


United States, Czech Republic


English, French, German, Italian, Dutch, Slovak

Release Date

February 20, 2004


92 Minutes

Rating R
Distributed By

DreamWorks Pictures

Budget $25,000,000
Gross $20,796,847



  • Scott Mechlowicz as Scott "Scotty" Thomas
  • Jacob Pitts as Cooper Harris
  • Michelle Trachtenberg as Jenny
  • Travis Wester as Jamie
  • Jessica Boehrs as Mieke
  • Kristin Kreuk as Fiona
  • Nial Iskhakov as Bert Thomas
  • Vinnie Jones as Mad Maynard
  • Fred Armisen as Creepy Italian Guy
  • J.P. Manoux as Robot Mime
  • Joanna Lumley as Hostel Clerk
  • Lucy Lawless as Madame Vandersexxx
  • Diedrich Bader as Mugger
  • Patrick Rapold as Christoph
  • Rade Serbedzija as Tibor
  • Jana Pallaske as Anna
  • Patrick Malahide as Arthur Frommer
  • Jeffrey Tambor as Mr. Thomas
  • Matt Damon as Donny
  • Molly Schade as Candy
  • Jakki Degg as Missy
  • Lenka Vomocilova as Sissy
  • Petr Jakl as Gunter
  • Edita Deveroux as Nude Beach Lady
  • Petra Tomankova as Nude Beach Lady
  • Barbora Navratilova as Vandersexxx Girl
  • Lucie Kachtikova as Vandersexxx Girl
  • Tereza Zimova as Vandersexxx Girl
  • Zuzana Kocova as Vandersexxx Girl
  • Vilem Holy as Hans
  • Jiri Maria Sieber as Gruber
  • Tereza Brettschneiderova as Girl in Orange Juice Ad
  • Kristyna Simova as Girl in Orange Juice Ad
  • Steve Hytner as Green Fairy
  • Adam Dotlacil as Heinrich
  • Mindy Sterling as Old Woman in Confessional