Plot[]
Cast[]
- Sean Maguire as King Leonidas
- Carmen Electra as Queen Margo
- Ken Davitian as King Xerxes
- Kevin Sorbo as Captain
- Jareb Dauplaise as Dilio
- Travis Van Winkle as Sonio
- Hunter Clary as Leo Jr.
- Phil Morris as Messenger
- Method Man as Persian Emissary
- Nicole Parker as Paris Hilton, Britney Spears, Ellen DeGeneres, Paula Abdul
- Ryan Fraley as Brad Pitt
- Zachary Dylan Smith as Little Leonidas
- Tiffany Claus as Angelina Jolie
- Nick Steele as Kevin Federline
- Ike Barinholtz as Le Chiffre, Prophet, Dane Cook
- Tony Yalda as Sanjaya Malakar
- Christopher Lett as Randy Jackson
- Jim Piddock as Loyalist, Simon Cowell
- Nate Haden as Ryan Seacrest
- Crista Flanagan as Oracle, Ugly Betty, Spartan Woman
- Thomas McKenna as Tom Cruise
- Jesse Lewis IV as Ms. Jay Alexander
- Jenny Costa as Tyra Banks
- Belinda Waymouth as Twiggy
- Diedrich Bader as Traitoro
- Dean Cochran as Rocky Balboa, Rambo
- Emily Wilson as Lindsay Lohan
- John Di Domenico as Donald Trump
- Jim Nieb as George W. Bush
- Lauren Walsh as Pretty Girl
- Natasha Blasick as Pretty Girl
- Tiffany Haddish as Urban Girl