Plot
Cast
- John Cusack as Hoops McCann
- Demi Moore as Cassandra Eldridge
- Curtis Armstrong as Ack Ack Raymond
- Bobcat Goldthwait as Egg Stork
- Joel Murray as George Calamari
- William Hickey as Old Man Beckerstead
- Joe Flaherty as General Raymond
- Mark Metcalf as Aquilla Beckerstead
- John Matuszak as Stan
- Kimberly Foster as Cookie Campbell
- Matt Mulhern as Teddy Beckerstead
- Rich Little as Radio Contest DJ
- Tom Villard as Clay Stork
- Jeremy Piven as Ty
- Rich Hall as Wilbur
- Taylor Negron as Taylor
- Billie Bird as Grandma Calamari
- Bruce Wagner as Uncle Frank
- Kristen Goelz as Squid Calamari
- Donald Li as Chong Freen
- Jennifer Yahoodik as Andrea